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    B-MOVIE BINGO: NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE


    NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986)

    Showing Tuesday 12/6/2016 at The Hollywood Theatre

    From the back of the VHS box:

    Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity Style. Hero: American style. NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE stars teenage idol John Stamos and the sensually exotic Vanity as two of the most dynamic secret agents seen in years. Gene Simmons plays the supervillain who plans to take over the country, and finds his plot blocked by Stamos and Vanity. The two suddenly find themselves the targets of the vicious Simmons, and must take on the maniacal hermaphrodite. The resulting battle of the “sexes” blows the lid off the evil plan, and Stamos joins the ranks of the American Hero.

    Powerful heavy-metal music, state-of-the-art weaponry, and the explosive chemistry between two of the sexiest stars on the screen blend to make this exciting action flick an automatic winner.

    Directed by Gil Bettman.